10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.