10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Welcome to kicker school
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water