10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Poker is for loners.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.