10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth