10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- It's Free To Fold...
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22