10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Welcome to kicker school
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.