10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs