10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim