10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"