10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is for loners.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss