10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Fook the floosh droo!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.