10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.