10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.