10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.