10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed