10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi