10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977