10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth