10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "No river, no fish."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.