10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is for loners.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.