10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow