10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe