10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury