10 Random Poker Quotes
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Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.