10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)