10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"