10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.