10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event