10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Fold and live to fold again
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!