10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)