10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is for loners.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury