10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• It's Free To Fold...
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?