10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "No river, no fish."
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus