10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.