10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls