10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.