10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."