10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is for loners.