10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Fold and live to fold again
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.