10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --