10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is for fat, American losers.