10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters