10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "All-in, bitches!!!"