10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water