10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--