10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!