10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha