10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)