10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'