10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."